A foie gras limerick

Just a little something to lighten your day. Due to my current goals of dropping pounds, my trainer has suggested that I not eat foie gras. Maybe it's because it has 500 calories per ounce?

There was an old gourmand of Crediton
Who ate pate de foie gras having spread it on
A chocolate biscuit
He boomed "Hell, I'll risk it!"
His tomb bears the date that he said it on.

That being said, go out and buy some foie, and raise a glass of Sauternes or Sherry with it, and think of me.

Cheers!